Megabyte Man Saves The Silicon Valley!
By: Patrick Rue
Megabyte Man was flying around in his plane made out of silicon and SIMMs
when he saw the eWorld, Apple's Online Service, mainframe shaking. All of
Silicon Valley was shaking due to the mainframe.
Megabyte Man got out of his plane and turned himself into a strand of binary
code, then entered the mainframe. He saw what was wrong. Some evil eWorldian
found out how to affect all of eWorld, by getting to the mainframe and giving
it a virus even more destructive than the Michelangelo virus.
When Megabyte Man was still in the mainframe, the mainframe somehow grew
legs and became a huge monster like Godzilla. Megabyte Man got locked into
the mainframe. The eWorld mainframe entered the city of Cupertino, California
and passed through Apple headquarters and didn't make a scratch in it.
Then it continued north to the city of Bellevue, Washington, and crushed
all of Microsoft's factories and headquarters, including Bill Gates' $1
billion
mansion. The mainframe became really tired and it initialized itself.
Megabyte
Man just barely got out before his legs got cut off by the initialization.
What can Megabyte Man do now?! Well, Megabyte Man knew that such a cool
service like eWorld should have backup of everything, so he lifted
the eWorld mainframe all the way back to its home in Silicon Valley and
got Apple to restore all of eWorld.
Then Megabyte Man gave eWorld a gift. It was Virex from DataWatch to protect
eWorld from all those nasty viruses. Thanks to Megabyte Man, eWorld is safe
once again.